Auchenboink, the Sound
As promised here is the first selection of sound clips taken from my video tapes of Auchenboink98, all context order etc. has of course been carefully removed.
Simon: It's Sharon's erection that's keeping us all amused.
Sharon: Right, I've stripped that's fine.
Ferret: Where shall I insert this pole.
Sharon: Over in the obvious hole.
Ferret: Do you want it like that.
Sharon: Go on, put your end in.
Ferret: You want me to push, yes?.
Sharon: He's got it in! Congratulations he's got it in.
Ferret: You can feel around until you find a gap.
Sharon: You've got it in there. Oh you haven't! No you haven't! Put in it the thingy, put it in the hole, put it in the end.
Copyright © 1998 David ReidDavidR@disarray.org.uk